24 October 2007
21 October 2007
Based on their stance on the issues, who should you REALLY vote for?
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![]() | Dennis Kucinich Score: 63 | Agree Immigration Taxes Stem-Cell Research Health Care Abortion Social Security Energy Marriage Death Penalty | Disagree Iraq Line-Item Veto |
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03 October 2007
I am Legend
So, I have just learned from FortKnox's blog that Will Smith is about to do another great book as a movie - namely, Richard Matheson's I Am Legend - you know, kinda like how he did I, Robot.
I would describe I, Robot thusly for people who have read the book, but haven't seen the movie:
Imagine, we open on Will "Getin' Sell Out Wit It" Smith. He's wearing a hoodie, and jeans. He hasn't shaved. He walks into a Seven-11, and buys a 40 of Olde English. He drinks it from the paper bag as he leaves the store, and stumbles into the grave yard next door. After sitting on a grave marker for a while, drinking, he stands up, and burps loudly. Turning, he gets a far away, glazed look on his face. He unzips his pants, and his eyes roll back slightly, as he begins to relieve himself on the grave marker. As the camera pans down, past his incredibly tiny penis, we see the name on the grave:
Isaac Asimov
Jan 2, 1920
April 6, 1992




